Wife: “What are you playing?”
“A game of solitaire.”
“How does that work?”
“Just watch, it explains itself.”
A minute of silence.
Wife: “Put the red seven on the black eight.”
“Yes, I saw.”
“The black four. On the red five.”
“Thanks you, yes.”
“Why do you put that ace at the top?”
“That’s part of the game. At the end you should collect all cards of the same kind in four stacks at the top.”
“Put the black jack on the queen of hearts.”
“I saw that one.”
“You’re not very fast at this. The three. Put the black three on the four of hearts.”
“I saw that one.”
“The seven. You can put the seven on that eight. You’re really taking your time.”
“My hand cannot move as fast as your eyes. There’s a natural delay between the two actions that can’t be overcome.”
“The six! The six of diamonds on the seven of spades.”
“Yes, I saw.”
“You’re really taking your time.”
“It isn’t about finishing within a certain time. It’s about finishing at all. It’s more strategic and meditative than competitive.”
“The red nine onto the ten.”
“They are the same color. That is not allowed.”
Some silence.
“Stupid game.”
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