What you won't miss in post-apocalyptic times

As a single survivor of a catastrophe, you will be happy to know that you won't be confronted with these anymore:

American Idol,  Austerity Strikes,  BP Oil Spill,  Britney Spears,  Dow Jones Flash Crash,  Elizabeth Warren,  Foreclosures,  Health Care Bill,  iPhone,  Justin Bieber,  Kim Kardashian,  Lady Gaga,  Megan Fox,  Miley Cyrus,  New Credit Card Laws,  Recalls,  Tea Party Movement,  Unemployment,  Wall Street Companies,  the World Cup or any other sports event